LUGAR PAHINGAHAN

2008-03-17T14:37:00.000-07:00

Call Center Interview Lines

1. I am a flexible and I am perseverance person.
(When asked to describe her personality)

2.I want to learn more English words.
(When asked why he wanted to work in a call centerDamn! Read the dictionary!)

3. Do you have any extra ordinary positions that I can take for granted
(Roughly Translated: Meron po ba kayong ibang position?)

4. Ten
(When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure her articulation)

5. Kelan po?
(When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure her articulation)

6. I would choose IRATE CALLERS, Sir.
(Answer to the question: If you will change the COLOR of the world, what would it be and why?)

7. I want to entertain and satisfy customers
(hmmm….interesting concept…so…what are you wearing right now?)

8. I want to expose myself to the customers.
(Answer to why he wants to work in a call center - Flasher ito!)

9. Is there an opening for a call center?
(Oh so you want to become a call center now huh?)

10. Hi. Good afternoon, my name is _____, and I’M a call center from the Philippines.
(solohin ba)

11. Chocolates, boys with tongue pierce.
(An applicants answer to the question: What are your weaknesses?)

12. I think Grade 3 and 4 students are very childish!
(Answer to the question: What do you think is the most difficult part of teaching Grade 3 and 4 students)

13. Haller???!!!??? (knocks on the table) THE SALARY!
(Answer to Why do you want to work in a call center?)

14. I’m a married person, I have 2 children, the same boy
(ano daw yun?!!)

15. It’s a colorful world.
(Describe the shirt you’re wearing.)

16. It’s a boomed industry.
(Answer to Why do you want to work in a call center? So all agents are now dead, I guess)

17. I like to explore other people.
(ay sus… maniac ka ano?)

18. I want to explore myself more.
Answer to why do you want to work in a call center. bagay sila ni #17…

19. Hu u? How did you get my #? Text me back, huri. Send me load.
(The audacity of an applicant can sometimes appall you.)

20. I was scheduled for an exam this morning….I wasn’t able to make it…because I WAS TONSILITIS.
(Yeah right.)

21. Hi Maam, do you have an opening.
(Lokong to ah!)

22. I want to adventure into the graveyard…
(Langya, mahilig ka sa patay!)

23. I would like to be a part of the graveyard…
(isa ka pa… thriller…thriller night)

24. Gd pm sir, im realy sri wen u call me I cnt hear clearly coz d raindrops of d rain is vry noisy. Rgrdng of wat u want 2 knw y u call me?
(A text message from an applicant)

25. Do you accept walking applicants?
(No, we prefer flying ones.)

26. Interviewer: So you’re an undergrad. What year are you in right now?
Applicant: Oh I’m just here in the house.
Interviewer: No, I asked you what year you’re in.
Applicant: Year? I’m 25 years old!
(Nagkakaintindihan tayo pare…)

27. Applicant: Agency ba to?
Interviewer: No sir, head hunting firm.
Applicant (turning to friend): Egg-hunting daw pare!
(Happy Easter!)

28. In the middle of my study at Adamson, my father fortunately passed away.
(yahoo… FORTUNATELY???!!!)

29. Hello, i just want to inquire about the application resume that i planted in the computer…
(Ano ka, farmer?)

30. May inaantay ako na trabaho kaya gusto ko lang na may mapag “LILIBINGAN”.
Answer to the question “Why do you prefer a part-time job?”
(Tagalog na yun ha! Mahilig talaga kayo sa patay!)

2008-03-05T13:30:00.000-08:00

LESSONS IN LIFE

I've learned that......

- we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.
- no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.
- true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. The same goes for true love.
- you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.
- it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.

I've learned that........

- you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
- that you can keep going long after you can't.
- we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.
- either you control your attitude or it controls you.
- regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place.

I've learned that........

- heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.
- money is a lousy way of keeping score.
- my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.
- sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down, will be the ones to help you get back up.
- sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I've learned that........

- that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
- maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them, and less to do with how many years you have lived.
- it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.
- no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.
- our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.

I've learned that........

- just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do love each other.
- you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life forever.
- two people can look at the same thing and see something totally different.
- your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.
- even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you you will find the strength to help.

I've learned that........

- credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.
- the people you care about most in life are sometimes taken from you too soon
- you cannot make someone love you.
- all you can do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is up to them.
- no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back.

I've learned that........

- it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it.
- it's not what you have in your life but who you have in your life that counts
- you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.
- it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.
- you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.

I've learned that........

- you can keep going long after you think you can't.
- we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.
- either you control your attitude or it controls you.
- learning to forgive takes practice.
- there are people who love you dearly, but just don't know how to show it.

I've learned that........

- just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
- it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself
- no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.

2008-02-25T14:03:00.000-08:00

Call Center Interview Lines

Do you accept walking applicants?

1. I am a flexible and I am perseverance person.
(When asked to describe her personality)

2. I want to learn more English words.
(When asked why he wanted to work in a call centerDamn! Read the dictionary!)

3. Do you have any extra ordinary positions that I can take for granted
(Roughly Translated: Meron po ba kayong ibang position?)

4. Ten
(When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure her articulation)

5. Kelan po?
(When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure her articulation)

6. I would choose IRATE CALLERS, Sir.
(Answer to the question: If you will change the COLOR of the world, what would it be and why?)

7. I want to entertain and satisfy customers
(hmmm….interesting concept…so…what are you wearing right now?)

8. I want to expose myself to the customers.
(Answer to why he wants to work in a call center - Flasher ito!)

9. Is there an opening for a call center?
(Oh so you want to become a call center now huh?)

10. Hi. Good afternoon, my name is _____, and I’M a call center from the Philippines.
(solohin ba)

11. Chocolates, boys with tongue pierce.
(An applicants answer to the question: What are your weaknesses?)

12. I think Grade 3 and 4 students are very childish!
(Answer to the question: What do you think is the most difficult part of teaching Grade 3 and 4 students)

13. Haller???!!!??? (knocks on the table) THE SALARY!
(Answer to Why do you want to work in a call center?)

14. I’m a married person, I have 2 children, the same boy
(ano daw yun?!!)

15. It’s a colorful world.
(Describe the shirt you’re wearing.)

16. It’s a boomed industry.
(Answer to Why do you want to work in a call center? So all agents are now dead, I guess)

17. I like to explore other people.
(ay sus… maniac ka ano?)

18. I want to explore myself more.
Answer to why do you want to work in a call center. bagay sila ni #17…

19. Hu u? How did you get my #? Text me back, huri. Send me load.
(The audacity of an applicant can sometimes appall you.)

20. I was scheduled for an exam this morning….I wasn’t able to make it…because I WAS TONSILITIS.
(Yeah right.)

21. Hi Maam, do you have an opening.
(Lokong to ah!)

22. I want to adventure into the graveyard…
(Langya, mahilig ka sa patay!)

23. I would like to be a part of the graveyard…
(isa ka pa… thriller…thriller night)

24. Gd pm sir, im realy sri wen u call me I cnt hear clearly coz d raindrops of d rain is vry noisy. Rgrdng of wat u want 2 knw y u call me?
(A text message from an applicant)

25. Do you accept walking applicants?
(No, we prefer flying ones.)

26. Interviewer: So you’re an undergrad. What year are you in right now?
Applicant: Oh I’m just here in the house.
Interviewer: No, I asked you what year you’re in.
Applicant: Year? I’m 25 years old!
(Nagkakaintindihan tayo pare…)

27. Applicant: Agency ba to?
Interviewer: No sir, head hunting firm.
Applicant (turning to friend): Egg-hunting daw pare!
(Happy Easter!)

28. In the middle of my study at Adamson, my father fortunately passed away.
(yahoo… FORTUNATELY???!!!)

29. Hello, i just want to inquire about the application resume that i planted in the computer…
(Ano ka, farmer?)

30. May inaantay ako na trabaho kaya gusto ko lang na may mapag “LILIBINGAN”.
Answer to the question “Why do you prefer a part-time job?”
(Tagalog na yun ha! Mahilig talaga kayo sa patay!)

2008-02-24T12:46:00.000-08:00

KABANATA

ang dami mong gusto

lahat na lang pinapangarap.

sana nga ay sapat ang panahon

o 'di kaya'y sobra-sobra pa.

mataas abutin pinipilit pa rin

kung mababa naman, walang kagana-gana.

nasa'n kaya 'yong tamang-tama?

hindi na makuntento kahit kailan

laging nag-aasam ng bago

lalo na 'yong naiiba

para bang moda na papalit-palit.

hanggang saan kaya

ang lakas na makakaya?

upang itong mundo'y hubugin

sa gusto at ayaw ng iyong sarili?

masaklap kung minsan ang buhay na ito

kaya kailangan ang tibay ng loob.

umasa sa liwanag na dala ng pag-asa,

konting tiis lang,

umaga na naman.

2008-02-23T11:03:00.000-08:00

JUST WONDERING

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? If con is the opposite of pro, is

Congress the opposite of progress?