Call Center Interview Lines

Do you accept walking applicants?

1. I am a flexible and I am perseverance person.
(When asked to describe her personality)

2. I want to learn more English words.
(When asked why he wanted to work in a call centerDamn! Read the dictionary!)

3. Do you have any extra ordinary positions that I can take for granted
(Roughly Translated: Meron po ba kayong ibang position?)

4. Ten
(When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure her articulation)

5. Kelan po?
(When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure her articulation)

6. I would choose IRATE CALLERS, Sir.
(Answer to the question: If you will change the COLOR of the world, what would it be and why?)

7. I want to entertain and satisfy customers
(hmmm….interesting concept…so…what are you wearing right now?)

8. I want to expose myself to the customers.
(Answer to why he wants to work in a call center - Flasher ito!)

9. Is there an opening for a call center?
(Oh so you want to become a call center now huh?)

10. Hi. Good afternoon, my name is _____, and I’M a call center from the Philippines.
(solohin ba)

11. Chocolates, boys with tongue pierce.
(An applicants answer to the question: What are your weaknesses?)

12. I think Grade 3 and 4 students are very childish!
(Answer to the question: What do you think is the most difficult part of teaching Grade 3 and 4 students)

13. Haller???!!!??? (knocks on the table) THE SALARY!
(Answer to Why do you want to work in a call center?)

14. I’m a married person, I have 2 children, the same boy
(ano daw yun?!!)

15. It’s a colorful world.
(Describe the shirt you’re wearing.)

16. It’s a boomed industry.
(Answer to Why do you want to work in a call center? So all agents are now dead, I guess)

17. I like to explore other people.
(ay sus… maniac ka ano?)

18. I want to explore myself more.
Answer to why do you want to work in a call center. bagay sila ni #17…

19. Hu u? How did you get my #? Text me back, huri. Send me load.
(The audacity of an applicant can sometimes appall you.)

20. I was scheduled for an exam this morning….I wasn’t able to make it…because I WAS TONSILITIS.
(Yeah right.)

21. Hi Maam, do you have an opening.
(Lokong to ah!)

22. I want to adventure into the graveyard…
(Langya, mahilig ka sa patay!)

23. I would like to be a part of the graveyard…
(isa ka pa… thriller…thriller night)

24. Gd pm sir, im realy sri wen u call me I cnt hear clearly coz d raindrops of d rain is vry noisy. Rgrdng of wat u want 2 knw y u call me?
(A text message from an applicant)

25. Do you accept walking applicants?
(No, we prefer flying ones.)

26. Interviewer: So you’re an undergrad. What year are you in right now?
Applicant: Oh I’m just here in the house.
Interviewer: No, I asked you what year you’re in.
Applicant: Year? I’m 25 years old!
(Nagkakaintindihan tayo pare…)

27. Applicant: Agency ba to?
Interviewer: No sir, head hunting firm.
Applicant (turning to friend): Egg-hunting daw pare!
(Happy Easter!)

28. In the middle of my study at Adamson, my father fortunately passed away.
(yahoo… FORTUNATELY???!!!)

29. Hello, i just want to inquire about the application resume that i planted in the computer…
(Ano ka, farmer?)

30. May inaantay ako na trabaho kaya gusto ko lang na may mapag “LILIBINGAN”.
Answer to the question “Why do you prefer a part-time job?”
(Tagalog na yun ha! Mahilig talaga kayo sa patay!)