1. I am a flexible and I am perseverance person.
(When asked to describe her personality)
2.I want to learn more English words.
(When asked why he wanted to work in a call centerDamn! Read the dictionary!)
3. Do you have any extra ordinary positions that I can take for granted
(Roughly Translated: Meron po ba kayong ibang position?)
4. Ten
(When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure her articulation)
5. Kelan po?
(When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure her articulation)
6. I would choose IRATE CALLERS, Sir.
(Answer to the question: If you will change the COLOR of the world, what would it be and why?)
7. I want to entertain and satisfy customers
(hmmm….interesting concept…so…what are you wearing right now?)
8. I want to expose myself to the customers.
(Answer to why he wants to work in a call center - Flasher ito!)
9. Is there an opening for a call center?
(Oh so you want to become a call center now huh?)
10. Hi. Good afternoon, my name is _____, and I’M a call center from the Philippines.
(solohin ba)
11. Chocolates, boys with tongue pierce.
(An applicants answer to the question: What are your weaknesses?)
12. I think Grade 3 and 4 students are very childish!
(Answer to the question: What do you think is the most difficult part of teaching Grade 3 and 4 students)
13. Haller???!!!??? (knocks on the table) THE SALARY!
(Answer to Why do you want to work in a call center?)
14. I’m a married person, I have 2 children, the same boy
(ano daw yun?!!)
15. It’s a colorful world.
(Describe the shirt you’re wearing.)
16. It’s a boomed industry.
(Answer to Why do you want to work in a call center? So all agents are now dead, I guess)
17. I like to explore other people.
(ay sus… maniac ka ano?)
18. I want to explore myself more.
Answer to why do you want to work in a call center. bagay sila ni #17…
19. Hu u? How did you get my #? Text me back, huri. Send me load.
(The audacity of an applicant can sometimes appall you.)
20. I was scheduled for an exam this morning….I wasn’t able to make it…because I WAS TONSILITIS.
(Yeah right.)
21. Hi Maam, do you have an opening.
(Lokong to ah!)
22. I want to adventure into the graveyard…
(Langya, mahilig ka sa patay!)
23. I would like to be a part of the graveyard…
(isa ka pa… thriller…thriller night)
24. Gd pm sir, im realy sri wen u call me I cnt hear clearly coz d raindrops of d rain is vry noisy. Rgrdng of wat u want 2 knw y u call me?
(A text message from an applicant)
25. Do you accept walking applicants?
(No, we prefer flying ones.)
26. Interviewer: So you’re an undergrad. What year are you in right now?
Applicant: Oh I’m just here in the house.
Interviewer: No, I asked you what year you’re in.
Applicant: Year? I’m 25 years old!
(Nagkakaintindihan tayo pare…)
27. Applicant: Agency ba to?
Interviewer: No sir, head hunting firm.
Applicant (turning to friend): Egg-hunting daw pare!
(Happy Easter!)
28. In the middle of my study at Adamson, my father fortunately passed away.
(yahoo… FORTUNATELY???!!!)
29. Hello, i just want to inquire about the application resume that i planted in the computer…
(Ano ka, farmer?)
30. May inaantay ako na trabaho kaya gusto ko lang na may mapag “LILIBINGAN”.
Answer to the question “Why do you prefer a part-time job?”
(Tagalog na yun ha! Mahilig talaga kayo sa patay!)
Monday, March 17, 2008
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
I've learned that......
- we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.
- no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.
- true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. The same goes for true love.
- you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.
- it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.
I've learned that........
- you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
- that you can keep going long after you can't.
- we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.
- either you control your attitude or it controls you.
- regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place.
I've learned that........
- heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.
- money is a lousy way of keeping score.
- my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.
- sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down, will be the ones to help you get back up.
- sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.
I've learned that........
- that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
- maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them, and less to do with how many years you have lived.
- it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.
- no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.
- our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.
I've learned that........
- just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do love each other.
- you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life forever.
- two people can look at the same thing and see something totally different.
- your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.
- even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you you will find the strength to help.
I've learned that........
- credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.
- the people you care about most in life are sometimes taken from you too soon
- you cannot make someone love you.
- all you can do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is up to them.
- no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back.
I've learned that........
- it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it.
- it's not what you have in your life but who you have in your life that counts
- you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.
- it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.
- you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
I've learned that........
- you can keep going long after you think you can't.
- we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.
- either you control your attitude or it controls you.
- there are people who love you dearly, but just don't know how to show it.
I've learned that........
- just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
- it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself
- no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.
